Sunday, May 31, 2015

National Issues, Local Implications

This week has been eye opening about a lot of things. The first of which: don’t try biking with a dog unless both you and the dog are specifically trained for this feat.  A couple of good facial abrasions and sprained wrist later, I’ll certainly think through my actions a lot more carefully in the future.

That minor stupidity aside, there were two major events that happened this week that made me realize some struggles I will likely encounter for the rest of my career.

The first occurrence was an all hands meeting for my division. There were bagels/cream cheese, coffee and orange juice in Styrofoam cups. I find it odd that the top investigators of anthropogenic waste generation didn’t order recyclable cups.  The topics covered ranged from safety, recruitment and retention to budgeting. TLoTH is a national laboratory, paid for by American tax dollars. Unlike public state schools, like the one I graduated from, employees of TLoTH actually acknowledge their publicly funded salaries. Even further, there is to some extent accountability to the American public regarding our output. The other side of this reality is that the people who decide how to spend America’s tax money is Congress. I realize that Congress members are elected to represent their constituents but by extension their constituents (by majority, ish) probably agree with their stance on a variety of political issues. Usually this doesn’t affect me in the least. However.

The administrative person who presented the slides on budget showed an interesting discrepancy. While President Obama proposed a significant budget for renewable energy and climate change research, the House of Representatives proposed smaller budgets. On at least one topic, the difference in the budgets was close to a billion dollars. Billion with a B. The reality of the funding for a quarter of my division is that so many American citizens do not believe climate change exists that they elect representatives who also hold this view and vote against funding research. This could mean tens of people lose funding for their work or lose their jobs entirely. I wholeheartedly believe that humans are wondrous creatures who can invent their way out of almost any situation. But there is no way we can invent ourselves out of a burned out planet if the people who dedicate their lives to researching which ways it’ll burn up are out of jobs.

One of the solutions presented was to continue hiring a cheaper workforce. I am keenly aware that I was hired because I am cheap labor. But what kind of incentive is there in the long run if I get my PhD (still cheap) and somehow actually found a career for myself. Mid-career scientists are the lab’s current biggest recruitment issue because so many people are retiring. But if you’re not raising the mid-career folk in house, you’re also not able to afford poaching them. Unpredictable funding shifts that likely reset every 8 years certainly presents a daunting career prospective. In publicly funded places like national labs, there aren’t many privatization options as buffers for when these shifts occur. You gotta go with the flow, and if the flow happens to go in a different direction than you know anything about, too bad. If it happens to return to an area that was researched a lot in the 60’s, chances are most if not all the experts are retired or dead. Discontinuities and inconsistencies like this are one factor as to why our renewable energy sources haven’t accelerated at the same rate as other technologies.

The other incident that genuinely shocked me was that I finally had a conversation with a peer who flat-out does not believe in climate change. Now I understand that climate change is a very complicated subject with a lot of misconceptions. I am a fan of putting into short sentences big implications of anthropogenic impact. For example: The drought in California is so big that the loss of water has actually lead to crustal uplift, like when a heavy weight gets lifted off your shoulders and you can finally straighten up. (source)

I live in a town of scientists. I think the thing that most surprised me about this heated 45 minute discussion was how inadequate I felt the responses were. His argument basically boiled down to this: “Climate change doesn’t exist because the world is ruled by money. People like Al Gore have created compelling propaganda in a similar way to Hitler for the sole purpose of capital gains.” He demanded that unbiased third parties review publications. I responded that no such thing as unbiased exists but peer review is in place for exactly that purpose. He posed that absolutely no evidence exists for pretty much any geology or climate science construct. I was pretty impressed that someone who I know uses the internet has never investigated the legitimacy of a magazine like Science, Nature or Geology. Even when I brought up the APA (American Psychological Association, there was a nurse at the table, I wanted to make sure she was represented but I couldn’t remember the name of a physician or nursing org), he seemed to not acknowledge its existence.

To some extent, I understand staying ignorant over certain issues. I am certainly at fault for not reading enough about any of the police violence and response that goes on in our country. The rock under which I live is very pretty. But I am unaccustomed to someone so determined to ignore literally ALL scientific evidence and pose a “reason” which is orthogonal to what I am trying to talk about. I invite anyone reading this to please comment on how they regularly interact with people like this. I want to particularly ask that commentary remain compassionate towards the person who is disagreeing with you/me/anyone. Just because someone disagrees with you, they don’t suddenly become a different person than they were ten minutes ago. They are still your friends. But how do you educate or have a compassionate disagreement with someone?


Anyway, I’ll leave you with this recording of this song. I really love this song on the radio but I think watching the artists perform it added another layer of depth to the raw emotion already present.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Devious (but not nefarious) Plans Come to Pass

Hello Beautiful Readers!!

Thank you for your continued interest in my life, you are wonderful.

Something you may or may not know about me is that I’m a perfect gift giver. I am a gift-giving perfectionist. Consequently, unfortunately, if you are a loved one in my life, you will rarely receive a gift from me. I will simply never give you a gift if it is not perfect. And that is exactly what happened this weekend.

The idea occurred to me shortly after my first paycheck, when I realized I could do something fun somewhat spontaneously after years of living in bitter poverty. I called my brother and we started our plans. His end was simple: make sure Mum didn’t have work the day of May 23.

My end was enjoyably complicated. First I bought my ticket. Several lessons learned about “cheapo” flights from this part of the country:
  •  8pm to 8 am with two layovers is unacceptable. Forever.
  • Charlotte has really intense air conditioning and I am temperature sensitive when it comes to sleeping. There went 2 precious hours of sleep.
  • Dallas has a surprisingly good train system to get passengers around. Absolutely no complaints about that airport.
  • No matter how you slice it, in order to get to a 5:26 am departing plane, you will ALWAYS have to wake up at 3 am. I have an amazing friend, that’s all I can say.


Next step was calling all of my mom’s friends. Fortunately (?) this woman befriends some dang conspiratorial people so they were happy to keep the secret. This included calling one of my aunts, which actually wound up being such a wonderful blessing to spend time with her. I feel that growing up has offered such opportunities to meet people who raised me in such a different way. Talked Brother (that’s what I’m calling him now. Maybe?) into making restaurant reservation. Perfection.

I then made the at-the-time-sane decision to spend a “me” day where I got to see my friends. I might have forgotten that I have a million friends. I might also have forgotten that I haven’t been back east in a year and therefore had STUFF to catch up on.

When I got in, I saw my adopted dad which was really really great. He commented something that sums me up succinctly. He says I am always in motion. My specific plans to obtain a goal may not be in place, I just go for it. This personality trait makes it difficult for me to understand others who don’t find peace through motion. Then he made up a bed with fresh sheets while I showered and it was great.
The rest of the day was spent with friends, catching up on life and potential PhD program opportunities. If I believed more in soul mates, I might deceive myself into thinking I’ve found my PhD advisor equivalent of one. At any rate, the dude is an excellent resource and an encouragement for me to think long-term about staying in research and/or academia.

The other highlight of the day was one of my dearest friends walking into our rendezvous restaurant with a folk group’s cd and a pair of my shorts. How he got them, I’m still a little fuzzy on the details.

Next morning was The Big Day. I took the train up to meet with my Middle Aunt. She brought me to the teeny-tiny-est farmer’s market I’ve ever seen. She bought a Japanese Maple for a reasonable price and I got a mint plant. She’s three years sober now (I think?) and I got to meet one of her friends from AA. It was such a fucking relief to me that there are women in the world who curse as much as I do. I feel like TLoTH is so damn prim and proper sometimes, it’s oppressive. It was very empowering and encouraging to spend time with them. We briefly stopped off at her home and picked up her husband. Then it was SHOWTIME!

We arrived at the restaurant perfectly on time. As the guests showed up, there were many hugs and kisses. I surprised my niece because it was also her birthday. But she’s 14 so she acted cool like people pop across the country every year for her birthday. Gotta love teenagers. I gave her a book I’ve wanted her to read and we’ll talk about later, hopefully.

Brother texted me that they left the house and I hid in the bathroom. Three eternity minutes later, I heard the guests yell “Happy Birthday!” Middle Aunt came and retrieved me. As she came around the corner, I walked up to my mom’s shoulders and said “Happy Birthday!” softly. She turned around and she was crying. Because there’s always that very small, remote, impossible possibility that your daughter will randomly come halfway across the country for your birthday. But it’s easy to put that possibility out of your head. She was in shock for a good ten minutes it was AWESOME!

After the party (with much ado and more hugs) we parted ways with everyone and I asked my brother if he wanted to go for a hike. We spent the whole afternoon together, hanging out and talking candidly in a manner we haven’t done in close to ten years. It was one of the best things that’s happened so far this year. I also learned that he likes to back-paddle on paddleboats just to watch the bubbles. :P

The rest of the trip was a bit blurry due to the lack of sleep but I know at some point I saw more adopted family. Then I convinced my mom to see Pitch Perfect 2 with me followed by dinner at a diner we used to go to as kids.


It was basically a perfect 4 day weekend.

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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Diversifying the Friend Portfolio

Since this is the boring exposition portion of my time here at The Lab on The Hill (TLoTH), I will take this opportunity to introduce the characters that will likely be important in the coming year. I could be grievously wrong about their importance so we’ll see what happens together!


The following is partially inspired by this brief gem of television history:


Cast List:


Chinese MomBoss
Y’know when you’ve read about a concept and you think you’ve seen it in action but then you see someone who COMPLETELY embodies the concept and you realize how wrong everyone else has been? Chinese MomBoss is like that. She exemplifies what the word “mentor” really means. She is interested in helping all of her students further their careers while taking in feedback about what can be done to help her science. Although she is an infrequent presence in the lab, she is a powerful one and I look forward to learning from her this year.

Midwest MomBoss
Midwest MomBoss is who my aunt would be if she were a scientist. She has adorably quaint sayings and anthropomorphizes everything. She is fastidiously organized and doesn’t believe that time should ever be wasted. Hyacinth (see below) and me spend most of our days with Midwest MomBoss so we get to know her pretty well. She started cross-fit this month, so we’ll see if she hulks up soon.

Africa’s #1 Badass Geologist
As far as badasses go, this dude is tops. I recently told him that he should lecture at universities just so he could verbally whoop those little entitled Freshmen into shape. Africa’s #1 Badass Geologist went through some pretty intense stuff to get where he is, but damn does he deserve the prestige. The thing I like most about him though is that he is completely un-self-involved and wants to know about my life and my research. He’s quick to correct me on mineralogy and make jokes. His office has these vinyl hangings of Nature magazines his work’s been featured in. Dude’s a badass.

Lunch/Office Buddy
My L/O Buddy is pretty swell. She’s super smart in microbiology and chemistry. I feel she has a very healthy work/life balance and I really admire her for that. She shows us videos of her little baby eating solid food for the first time and laughing maniacally at a bottle of ketchup being flipped repeatedly. She thinks I’m well read and I think she’s well travelled. 

The Patron Saint of Rock Climbing
I’m going to assume this dude is a saint because I have literally never seen him get mad. He sits in my office-area when he’s not science-ing on microbial masses that we collectively call “bugs”. The bugs smell bad and he mostly sits in noisy rooms measuring out micrograms of stuff. He’s also got a four-year-old daughter who’s super cute and put their cat on time-out while we visited to pick up some gently used dishware. He gives good insight on what it’s like to be a tech in a world filled with prima donna scientists.

Hyacinth
Hyacinth is my day-in-day-out work buddy. She’s pretty damn cool and I appreciate that her personality is so opposite mine. She is reserved and listens well. She’s got a kickass taste in music so I’m including a song she showed me recently. We do a lot of jobs that require astonishing amounts of cooperation so I appreciate that she puts up with a lot of my bullshit and works with me anyway. We’re identical as far as the higher-ups are concerned so we often get mistaken for each other. She likes hiking and climbing so we eat wraps together and watch the clouds roll in over the Rift Valley when we have training.


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Outside of work, I have been trying really hard to have a different set of friends. I feel like I work best in living situations where my weekend folks aren’t the same as my workday folks. So here’s some of the weekend crew!

The Enforcer
This lady is the one in charge. She is wonderful because she organizes events and ensures consistency. She is merciless at the game Resistance. She is the kind who comes in and cleans your house till it sparkles if you give her permission. She’s a woman of convictions and enormous amounts of love mixed in with the spices of some healthy sarcasm. The Enforcer is going to be the one who makes us all into family, I’m sure of that.

Excitable Business Engineer
There is a time-bomb of when this man will move to the Bay Area. He currently runs the only operational startup in town. He is chill and tries to appease as many people as he can. But he is a practical man and most of his criticisms are about people sitting on their asses and complaining that they have not hiked to the top of a mountain. He lets us use his office as a kind of nerd-community center.

Dori
Like the fish. Only slightly more human-ish. We have the same exact car as her so obviously we invited her into our social group and are now bosom friends. Because that’s how we roll here, a month and a half in.

Needs a Shave and a Haircut
Designed a pretty interesting and involved deck-building-but-also-fighting game. I simultaneously understood it (not a small feat) and was a little bored with how slow it moved. Hopefully the pace picks up as the rules codify. Then I’d be happy to try it again.

The Unselfish Physicist
In an inwardly spiraling circle-jerk of people doing ground-breaking whatnots and whozie-whatsits, it is hard to find real people to talk to. This man, The Unselfish Physicist, is one of those real people. I have been so grateful to talk for drunken hours about silicon tetrahedra because he was generally interested in mineralogy. He stays home with the kids so his wife and sister-in-law can have a night out. He’s just one of those people who has made this place a little better since I got here.