Saturday, April 6, 2013

Haitus Interruptus




Hello Beautiful readers!!!

Sometimes commitments, like writing blogs, don't work out the way you think they will. They will either fix themselves or they won't. But as the Little Bear's Mom reminded me that I have an easy platform for describing the terribly interesting events in my life so...I'm back for a moment.

First, MC's who are covered in glitter and give away tickets to see Prince are pretty awesome.

Second. Due to some pretty convoluted circumstances and confidentiality clauses..Psych! I can't actually tell you what's going on in my life! Instead, I will give you a musical tour of my life's events and emotions, for the most part in the past month. As always, identities are preserved by ridiculous nicknames but if you want to know exactly what's going on, please message me.

About a month ago, I volunteered for an event showing pre-teen girls that science is awesome. I was really stoked about this event as it only happens once a year through my school. Needless to say, I was a bit annoyed (but concerned) when my Mum called me ten times between the start of the event and lunch. When I finally got a hold of her, I found that my Darling Brother had gotten himself into a good ol' snowboarding accident. Neither he nor I have ever skiied or snowboarded previously. I don't think I'll be picking up the habit.
These two videos describe my Darling Brother, if you don't know him or didn't know he existed.
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Cool cool. So I can literally do NOTHING about this situation. I quickly reach this conclusion and drop the matter as much as I can without being a sociopath. I tell my Darling Brother to quickly start Physical Therapy and stop working until he's healed. Well, you know how good teenage boys are at listening to their sisters.

Leading up to Pi Day, I was busy as a bee planning my super spectacular Pi Day party. To those who knew about both, my party was put on the same level as the Math department's, which is a pretty large department. Partner Penguin was an amazing help, and brought the pies from the bakery to the venue. The party was a fantastic success. I would like to point out that Partner Penguin and I are Geeks in Love.


That evening, after being elated from a job well done, I got struck rather rudely by some bad news. The Miser died. The Miser and I have had a complicated relationship. Well, complicated is a polite word for it. But as of late, I regarded this man as a pretty solid father figure in my life. He had genuine love for me as a sort of daughter and always treated me as such.

Part of why this blog is in songs is because I don't have the words yet to describe who this man was in my life. Grief is not an emotion I am familiar with. It is not a process I understand within myself. The only person I've known who's died was my grandmother, who raised me for most of my life. While she died “young” at 75, she had been very gravely ill for many years and it was a relief and a blessing to me when she passed. This was different. The Miser's life habits were obviously not healthy, to anyone with an ounce of sense. But he was never sick, never in the hospital, never had anything very wrong with him. And then he just takes a nap one day and WHAM! Massive heart attack.

Without my consent, my body decided to have the immediate reaction of a Hunger Strike


The bright side of this is that I now fit into a size 8 dress and I'm going to try to keep it this way.

The downside, of course, was that I was dreadfully hungry. I eventually was able to eat again, but it's still not always as exciting as it used to be. :/

The very next week, I had two midterms. I took many breaks and perhaps did not do as well on them as I will on others, but that's ok. I went on a hike with the Kittenman (girls love his pussies). Since it was the end of the week, we decided to go on a road-trip. But instead of a road-trip, we wound up eating Indian food. It's ok, sometimes these things happen.


One night, I had a little Defying Gravity moment. By which I mean I saw Oz The Great and Powerful and relived my 16-year-old love for all things Oz. I abandoned all sads at the door and snuck in half a cheesesteak. I must now note that Hollywood has an astounding ability to make something I cared less than nothing about (The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald) into a movie that looks good enough for me to possibly pirate several months after it comes out in theatres.

Upon leaving the movie theatre, all my sads rushed back, with the angry vengeance of being abandoned for several hours. This resulted in my winding up at the Otter's house, wrapped up in a handmade quilt pretending to sleep for the night.

(Music credit "Spirit Sea" by Ged Flood since I found him through him not being properly credited in this video)

However, after another week's time, bicycling, gallavanting with the Portly Asian, reading more than is healthy for any person on an iPad Mini, and meditating, things started to get better.

Partner Penguin and I also got to spend some quality time together.

And of course, we had some food like this:

and now I'm mostly back to “normal.” Hahahahahahaha.

Who knows. Maybe I'll start writing regularly again.

Plantains
3 very ripe plantains
galic, chopped finely (I made the mistake of not caring and eating large chunks of fried garlic.)
dry chili flakes. If you're fancy you can probably make fresh.
Enough oil to cover your pan ¼ in. I used Avocado

Put oil in pan. Bring to smoke-point (so you know where that is) and immediately reduce heat by about half. After 30 good seconds at the lower heat, add the chili flakes and garlic. Sautee for 2-3 minutes.

Bring in the bananas!! Plantains are heartier than regular bananas, and yummier, in my opinion. Slice the plantains about ½ a knuckle thick. Place slices belly down on the pan, making sure nobody dogpiles (1 layer only). Flip every 3 or so minutes. Don't cover. Be very attentive that things don't burn.

When they are all delightfully crispy looking, put them on a plate with a paper towel and let cool. We ate them with chopsticks! Yum!